The Firewood Pile Noise Mystery, Part 4
Where did Pip go, did the mystery noise get her? Simply put,
that’s not my problem, the noise in the wood pile mystery is my mission and top
priority. Master is beginning to show signs of impatience with fishing so my
time to investigate is growing short. I’m going to need to resort to drastic
measures to solve this mystery before the pack leaves. To save time, rather
than digging the third hole, immediate and complete deconstruction of the wood
pile is needed.
Step one, I run circles around the pile yelling at the logs
for at least five minutes to loosen up. Then I jump on the pile and bite the
logs. I tried pushing, pulling and even several body slams to get the logs to
move. The pushing and pulling helped some but my nose and mouth got filled up
with mud and bark again. I couldn’t breathe so I had to quit. Man, I wish I had
thumbs, this would be a lot easier. The
body slams against the side of the pile are giving results though.
Finally the pile tipped over, now I can investigate each log
individually and see what’s underneath the pile. That noise must be here
somewhere. I spread out the logs, sorting them by smell and texture. The Master
started mumbling again, he seemed very disappointed with me and I’m not sure
why. Doesn’t he understand the importance of my work dragging the logs all
around? There are untold dangers under that pile. Master just doesn’t
understand how the world would be safer if I could track this noise down. I sat
down and stared at him for a minute but still didn’t figure it out. I found
that ignoring him is the best policy when he behaves like that, so that’s what
I did.
I continued with my investigation, dragging and biting logs
while sniffing and snorting for clues. I
was about to look under the last log when all of a sudden there was a bright
flash of light and a big boom. It startled me and I stumbled back because I wasn’t
expecting that. The flashing booming noise coming from the sky was terrifying.
It kept happening over and over again and again. Then it started getting louder
and closer. Now it was even making water fall from the sky, how can that be
possible?
Suddenly I heard Master yelling, loudly for once not just mumbling.
He kept saying, Squeet go home, Squeet go home. Then all of sudden he just ran
away, headed for home I think. This put me in a dilemma, either find out what
the firewood pile mystery noise is or catch up to the pack. After slowly, methodically
assessing the situation I decided that since all I had to eat today was mud and
bark that I was in need a well-earned meal. So reluctantly I decided to go home
where good chow would be at my fingertips…..pawtips……whatever.
The mystery will have to wait for another day. Besides that
Pip and Master were already gone and I might need them for back up if the noise
in the log pile decides to attack. I’ll keep watch over my shoulder as I run
home.
This is the end for now, but you just wait and see mister
wood pile noise, I’ll be back some day…. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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